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UPDATE TO THIS BLOG POSTING
Thanks to your input, I've finished off the list. Please see below.
Top ten list of things never to do while you gave PMS.
Here we go:
10. Never decide to radically change your hair! (I did this yesterday.. I could cry!)
9. Never prompt a discussion with your husband/boyfriend about ANYTHING relationship oriented. And for Gods sake if you feel like leaving him - wait a week and see if you feel the same way.
8. Never decide that it's a good time to talk to your boss about your job.
7. Never go to a family function.
6. Never offer to babysit for anyone. (if you have kids already- you'll hear me on that one).
5. Never get into a car accident. There will definitely be news coverage of the brawl too!
4. Never start a chocolate-free diet when you are PMSing. You're just asking for failure.
3. Do not talk to your kid's coach about why she sat on the bench all game and you drove an hour to the game to watch her sit.
2. Never go shopping with your spouse or significant other.
1. Never go shopping for a bathing suit when you have PMS! Depending on what's puffy, probably not a good time to go shopping for anything
Thanks to everyone who helped finish the list for me!!!
Hi Sara Here's one for your list - never go shopping for a bathing suit when you have PMS! Depending on what's puffy, probably not a good time to go shopping for anything...
ReplyDeleteNever start a chocolate-free diet when you are PMSing. You're just asking for failure.
ReplyDeleteNever start a diet
ReplyDeleteNever drive on the freeway during rush hour
Never go shopping with your spouse or significant other
Can I get a collective Amen! I've learned to give out warnings to my family - I just say, "look, you've been warned. Cross me in the next 48 hours and it's gonna get ugly." I figure it's only fair to alert the enemy.
ReplyDeleteNever call ex boyfriends when you have PMS.
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